welcome to hell on erth

THE ABOUT PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

teh basics

  • my name is harper, unless you can think of something cooler

  • i am 17

  • they/them are my most preferred pronouns, but other ones are fine too, just don’t use that as an excuse to exclusively she/her me

  • white

  • i am doing you guys a favor by revealing this much stuff about me to the internet, be grateful

stuff i like

  • ALTERNATIVE MUSIC!!!!!! (see my spotify for examples…)

  • generic esoteric alt teen interests (evangelion, david lynch, etc)

  • writing and drawing

  • queer history

  • rocks

  • moths

  • playing instruments

  • animation when animation fans aren’t being the most annoying group of people ever

  • kitsch!!!!

dni

  • spinel kinnies

  • golf fans

  • people who like kraft mac and cheese

  • south park shippers

  • cishet male xntps

  • people who are not open whatsoever to the "stoned ape" theory being even just the slightest bit true

  • people who say they wish they were an 80s kid ONLY because of stranger things

  • current twenty one pilots stans

  • dream smp fans, i don't care if "you're one of the good ones" or "hate the fandom" there's ALWAYS gonna be something up with you guys that you're not telling me about

  • harry potter fans

  • extremely vocal edgy (christian born) atheists

dni + byf

drop the real dni right now you're not funny

  • assorted classic bigot varieties

  • “gender critical feminists” (see above, ms. terf)

  • “maps” (pedophiles (felons))

  • the pro-nft crowd

  • people who are passionate about internal lgbt discourse (go outside)

  • proshippers (really go outside, actually, maybe sign up for one of those camps where they take away your phone for like two months)

  • ok maybe dream stans for real

bonus byf

  • i probably come off as an ass, sorry about that

  • i barely take things seriously, as you can see, this carrd

  • if you're 18+ i might feel a little iffy with you interacting, but if you're like straight up wayy beyond your early 20s, probably don't even think about it at all

  • if you even think about romantically pursuing me, don't

  • i can get very political

haha turd